WELCOME TO ENGLISH TEACHER X SUCKS! I was just going to work at the Gap and reading about English Teacher X on my IPhone, and all his stupid fucking balding middle aged colleagues, and how gay and fat they are, and I decided to make my own blog, dedicated to exposing him as a fucking stupid old asshole.
Let's examine a picture of English Teacher X, shall we?

Look at that, not a fucking hair on his head. And shaped like a goddamned snowman. Or something. What the fuck is going on with that shit? He hasn't even got any feet, or arms? How could slavic chicks go for that shit? WHAT A MORON!!
Anyway, my life at the Gap is really cool, I get free pleated chinos sometimes. And LOADS of hot babes come in for low-market sportwear.