Saturday, July 14, 2007

Wow! retards are easily impressed!


Wow! Look at all that rain! Gosh, I'm so impressed by rain! It's really wet! Huh huh! It's fun being a retard! Ha ha ha ha! I hope the rain doesn't wash what's left of my rapidly-greying hair out! Huh huh!

Monday, July 2, 2007

ENGLISH TEACHER X SUCKS!

WELCOME TO ENGLISH TEACHER X SUCKS! I was just going to work at the Gap and reading about English Teacher X on my IPhone, and all his stupid fucking balding middle aged colleagues, and how gay and fat they are, and I decided to make my own blog, dedicated to exposing him as a fucking stupid old asshole.

Let's examine a picture of English Teacher X, shall we?



Look at that, not a fucking hair on his head. And shaped like a goddamned snowman. Or something. What the fuck is going on with that shit? He hasn't even got any feet, or arms? How could slavic chicks go for that shit? WHAT A MORON!!

Anyway, my life at the Gap is really cool, I get free pleated chinos sometimes. And LOADS of hot babes come in for low-market sportwear.