WELCOME TO ENGLISH TEACHER X SUCKS!  I was just going to work at the Gap and reading about English Teacher X on my IPhone, and all his stupid fucking balding middle aged colleagues, and how gay and fat they are, and I decided to make my own blog, dedicated to exposing him as a fucking stupid old asshole.  
Let's examine a picture of English Teacher X, shall we?  

Look at that, not a fucking hair on his head.  And shaped like a goddamned snowman.  Or something.  What the fuck is going on with that shit?  He hasn't even got any feet, or arms?  How could slavic chicks go for that shit?  WHAT A MORON!!
Anyway, my life at the Gap is really cool, I get free pleated chinos sometimes.  And LOADS of hot babes come in for low-market sportwear.