Private students ROCK by English Teacher X

I've quit being a Director of Studies just to do privates.

I fucking LOVE private students. Especially rich guys. Guys are cool. The hairier and more surly and rich they are, the better. They'll pay me hundreds of dollars for sitting in their plush offices smelling their shitty aftershave while they struggle to pronounce simple sentences. In fact, my privates pay me thousands of dollars an hour because I'm the fucking tits.

Fuck those classes full of young cute university students at the institutes! Man I fucking LOVE rich guys, cuz if I'm lucky they'll take me out on their boats, and treat me like a pet dog.

And they cancel all the time and go on vacation every two weeks, so at least I don't have to suffer with them too often. Though I don't get paid for that. Oh, and my salary is halved by travel time, too. But fuck that because sitting listening to rich guys drone on is awesome. It's MUCH better than being the boss of a language school and working 20 hours a week. Having no visa support is really cool too, because I'm a thrill seeker. By nature.

The other cool thing is the future job opportunities -- when I leave Bumfuck and go to some place where I'm NOT the only foreign English speaker in town, it will look AWESOME on my resume to put "teaching a bunch of rich doofuses privately."

And the money rocks. Because you know, I do this for the cash -- I mean, I decided not to go to medical school just to become an English teacher, because they're all so rich. ALL ABOUT THE YAROSLAVS BAY-BEEEEEE!!!!

SELLING OUT IS COOL by English Teacher X

I hope everyone will read my new posting I AM SUCH A FUCKING SELLOUT by English Teacher X. Here I act like a drunken bum all day, but in reality I'm secretly a dependable professional. What a fucking liar I am! Why, just look at all that advice I give about how to survive your job in the TEACHER TIPS. Obviously I don't fucking care about teaching. There's only one Teacher Tip that matters now: DO WHATEVER I SAY!!

Selling out is awesome. I have so much money now I don't even need to teach. In fact I think I'll just stick a bunch of Google Ads all over the site and spam it everywhere. That wouldn't be selling out at all, that'd be art.