I hope everyone will read my new posting I AM SUCH A FUCKING SELLOUT by English Teacher X. Here I act like a drunken bum all day, but in reality I'm secretly a dependable professional. What a fucking liar I am! Why, just look at all that advice I give about how to survive your job in the TEACHER TIPS. Obviously I don't fucking care about teaching. There's only one Teacher Tip that matters now: DO WHATEVER I SAY!!
Selling out is awesome. I have so much money now I don't even need to teach. In fact I think I'll just stick a bunch of Google Ads all over the site and spam it everywhere. That wouldn't be selling out at all, that'd be art.
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Yeah, yeah,yeah...Your so pathetic, you've been out in the sticks for so long, with all those petro dollars swishing around and the best you can do is become a DOS?
Anybody whose been out in this part of the world knows everything is done by word of mouth and reputation. How long have you been out there X, 5 or 6 years? You should already have a stable of rich privates waiting in line, throwing $100 bills at you just for your presence.
You must really suck as a Teacher if the best you can do after all this time is DOS.
Well on the bright side, you have your 2 blogs of bullshit. Maybe with them and your DOS gig you can rub a few rubles together for a pint of Baltika at the Kiosk. You're a legend in your own mind. You are such a loser..
Wow X, your filter seems to be working as you planned!! Look at the last comment on your blog about Selling Out. It's from some poor TEFL refugee bastard from Dave's ESL Cafe, so desperate for advice about the VISA situation, he's actually asking you of all people, LOL... What a dumbshit! Him and all the other panicing dumbshits are worrying about getting thrown out of Russia and they should be! Russia's not for weak, snivelling little cry babies. They all deserve to have Putin throw their asses out. If they had half a brain and some balls, they'd use connections and or pay someone to legalize their miserable asses. It still is Russia and that's how things are done. Go get'em Putin, yeeehaaaaaa!
Dear English Teacher Comment Filter,
After reading the last post on your blog and coming over here. Now I understand the comment filter Dave's ESL Cafe style. This site is now much more interesting.
I can understand why you did this. All the dull posters actually sign up, leave their bland comments over there and all the more edgy posters come over here. Thanks alot X, you've really streamlined things. I guess it's all that DOS training finally paying off.
You're still an ass kissing sellout no matter how much you try to dress it up.
Yeah you got it; morons on parade, welcome!!
Did you not read I'm teaching the most powerful gangster in town? Surely that should impress you, numbnuts.
And I have another private, although she only pays me $50 for 90 minutes, she gives me free Sialis occasioanlly.
Wow X, I didn't know EF were paying the DOS's out in the boonies $50 an hour, so for 20 hours a week, $4000 a month? Right? A cut in pay for ya. Ahhh the sacrifices you make....
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