Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I'm So Sensitive I Cry When The Sun Rises

I hate nuclear war. It's such a bummer. I don't understand why everyone can't just live in peace, like me, and read MOBY DICK. It's a cool book about a whale, and full of metaphysical richness. What's more it's metaphorically dense.

Leave me alone now, I'm crying at the thought of being in the post apocolyptic world and not having any barely-legal poontang to molest.