Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I'm So Sensitive I Cry When The Sun Rises

I hate nuclear war. It's such a bummer. I don't understand why everyone can't just live in peace, like me, and read MOBY DICK. It's a cool book about a whale, and full of metaphysical richness. What's more it's metaphorically dense.

Leave me alone now, I'm crying at the thought of being in the post apocolyptic world and not having any barely-legal poontang to molest.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Boring..... Say pretty please and maybe I'll post something which will provoke some activity like the last time. Pretty please and maybe some Ass photos of Jason's ex-girlfriend Assiyeah.

Anonymous said...

Dima Bilan and mullets are cool. English Teacher X is a tool and the Private Guy rules!

If you want something more provacative and activity generating, you'll have to post some Ass photos of jason's ex-girlfriend Assiyeah, you know my price!

By the way TEFL geeks, this is not some bullshit, created pseudo alter-ego that X made up in a pathetic attempt to attract posters to his blog. This is real.... Welcome to the Private Zone!

Anonymous said...

Have you had this habit of talking to yourself long? You should get a ventriloquist dummy.

Anonymous said...

The Private Guy said.

You've proven me right in the end X! Selling out never pays....

I guess I won't be crawling to you looking for a job in the near future afterall, eh X?

Good luck with the job search. ASS!

Anonymous said...

"Selling out never pays"? What kind of oxymoron is that? Kind of like "Interesting private student."

Anonymous said...

I know you are secretly a homosexual. Come out of the closet!