Saturday, October 20, 2007

VICTORY!!!

I DID IT!! I was finally irritating, tedious, and unimaginatively bothersome that I FORCED English Teacher X to turn on comment moderation. I, a single man, have brought English Teacher X's 50-hit-a-day Internet empire to its KNEES and proved ONCE AND FOR ALL that working retail is FAR superior to going abroad to teach.

Man! I'm wicked. Wait'll the guys on the HALO 3 net tonight hear about this! They will WORSHIP me!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good decision there Chris/X,

Now you will get ZERO comments on ur blog (except Jason)

Chum...............................................................................p

Anonymous said...

Gap Kid has AIDS! Gap Kid sucks donkey dicks! HAHAHAHAHAH! FUCKER!!

Anonymous said...

Gap Kid wishes he could have enough sex to get AIDS, and only the most undiscerning of donkeys would let a rertail store doofus suck its cock.

Maybe he got it through a blood-transfusion from all his self-mutilating getting out of control.

Anonymous said...

OH, I'M ENGLISH TEACHER X! I'M SO GAY! I SCREW LOTS OF LUMPY EUROPEAN BROADS! THIS SHTICK NEVER GETS OLD! NEVER! I'M AS REPETITIVE AS A FUCKING MOCKINGBIRD!

Anonymous said...

YOU BUNCH OF OLD FUCKING BASTARDS THINK YOU GOT ME, DON'T YOU???!! WELL FUCK YOU !! I'LL MOVE ON OVER TO MAKING FUN OF POSTAL WORKERS OR PLUMBERS OR SOMETHING! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!

I LIVE!!!

Anonymous said...

OH, I'M ENGLISH TEACHER X! I'M SO GAY! I SCREW LOTS OF LUMPY EUROPEAN BROADS! THIS SHTICK NEVER GETS OLD! NEVER! I'M AS REPETITIVE AS A FUCKING MOCKINGBIRD!

That is funny...well done.

AS YOU WERE

Anonymous said...

Lots of feedback on ur blog eh X?

Really...really interesting stuff. Good to hear what others think.

Real good. Hmm

Anonymous said...

X doesn't want comments on his blog, he just wants to rant about nothing new, boring.. Since I know this is X's alter ego blog, I probably won't visit this one as much either.

Anonymous said...

WELL THANKS FOR STOPPING BUY TO POST THEN, DOUCHEBAG!! I SURE WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE! BOO HOO! HA HA HA! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!

Anonymous said...

Oh come on now. . . that's uncalled for. Hey, it's not that I'm not interested in my readers comments. . . I'm just not interested in reading them. Hey, I've got an idea! START YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG AND POST ON IT!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, undoubtedly the Gap Kid will take to drink, he'll be so depressed about not being able to act like a jackass in a blog for people in a profession completely unrelated to his own. . .

Hey, I've got an idea kid, why don't you give up and go be an English teacher somewhere? That way you can insult people to their faces!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, this is boring. I sure miss having the Gap Kid post the same comment about how English teachers are fat and old and stupid, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. . .

and again, and again.

Yawn. Maybe Tucker Max or Maddox will start posting again soon. . .

English Teacher X said...

Suffer, weasels, suffer. . .

Anonymous said...

For one moment, let me get serious. Amongst other talents, I am a hugely talented writer; having been involved in publishing as an editor, adding content to travel sites, desiging AND writing sites and more (I am 28).

I reckon there are three or maybe even more talented writers who contribute to this blog.

If it is just me and X, that would not surprise me massively....but I am forever hopeful of new talent.

Why don't I start up a blog as a space where we can just write good, valuable, interesting, funny, twisted stuff.

Keep to a theme? Maybe try poetry, fiction, short stories, novels, screenplays, features, journalism.

This group will only be for the best. Email at locoisloco@gmail.com
and we can discuss matters.

I am going to set up a blog. I will call it..... Global following

Think about it.

Stay tuned for more. I will set up the blog and post it on here and Xs blog.

X and others; I hope I haven't upset you properly. I use certain personas as a tool for practising fiction.

When stoned last week, I wrote and set up a weird blog called cold night of tommorow. It was a mix between buffy the vampire slayer shawn of th dead.

Anonymous said...

Cold Night of Tomorrow was okay, though lacking a story, I like anything with tactical batons in it.

Anonymous said...

I wrote it when I was pretty damned stoned...stoned to the bone one could say.

Why don't you submit or review some work on the Global Following blog?

Anonymous said...

My god, this just gets more and more bizarre. . . Gap Kid turns out to be a frustrated poet, too? Or is this just some complicated troll trap by English Teacher X for dim-witted fans?

Better to turn off all the comments forever, X, and prove yourself.

Anonymous said...

Your comment filter idea really worked X. Now both sites aren't getting any action. ASS!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Dear Dave Sperling.... Uh uh uh I mean EnglishteacherX. By not permitting free comments you have become the thing you hate most, "A FUCKING MODERATOR!"

Anonymous said...

Why not be a Moderater? The so-called rebel of TEFL as already sold out to become a DOS. His whole blog is hypocrisy.

English Teacher X said...

Au contraire, little piglets, I give you all free rein to say whatever you want. . . here. Please! Express your hopeless selves! Go ahead!

Anonymous said...

The only real way to rebel against EFL teaching would be to quit doing it. . .

Anonymous said...

Forget that. English Teacher Xsellout is a company boy, working towards that pension plan. Ass kissing the EF management, ratting out his collegues by day. Contradicting himself on his blog by night.